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Poster: William Tell Date: May 7, 2012 11:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

Hmmm...time? Faster than light...hmmm.

OK, near as I can tell, if I turn off the light, I won't age?

Outstanding!

Thx for that tip.

And, congrats to the little ones--er, teenagers sorts--but I am still not clear who "Jim" is, or was, or will be...? "Season" suggests sports related, I suppose. Boston beaner mayhaps?

I saw some idiot predicted Lakers vs Celtics in the finals; you guys are doing better than I expected, but not sure we'll make it there ourselves...besides, if any more Lakers whack anyone else, I may have to rethink this (though I am certain they learned all they know about dirty play from the Pistons and/or the Celts...righ?).

;)

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Poster: user unknown Date: May 7, 2012 3:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

"but I am still not clear who "Jim" is, or was, or will be...? "

glad it isn't just me

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Poster: ducats Date: May 7, 2012 4:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

ahh, but if we could only go faster than that there light.........

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 7, 2012 11:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

Mr. Tell, you are indeed ageless - lightswitch or no lightswitch :)

another Celtics/Lakers rematch in the Finals would be sweeeet!! Like you, I am somewhat in doubt that either of those teams will be left standing come the Finals.

(and yeah, i am still trying to figure out who this "Jim" is too - i just felt like responding to the post since it had the words "happy" and "birthday" in the subject line)

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Poster: craven714 Date: May 7, 2012 1:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

"Mr. Tell, you are indeed ageless - lightswitch or no lightswitch :)"

True. But he much more handsome with the lights out
from what I hear. Perhaps there is a benefit to living
in the dark...

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 7, 2012 1:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

Nary a complaint from Mrs. Tell when a storm knocks out the power

;)

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Poster: craven714 Date: May 7, 2012 1:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

HAHAHA...
Perhaps a relocation is what is needed:
http://powerquality.eaton.com/About-Us/News-Events/2012/PR070512.asp

edit~
Among the most unusual causes of power outages in 2011:

•Spokane, Wash.: Strong winds picked up a trampoline and dropped it into a substation.
•East Missoula, Mont.: A bald eagle dropped a deer carcass onto a power line
•Salt Lake City, Utah: A paraglider got tangled in a power line (the paraglider survived)
~Somewhere in AZ: A sex starved woman cut every power line
within 11 miles of her and husbands home



This post was modified by craven714 on 2012-05-07 20:44:29

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 7, 2012 3:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

Ha--although I am not sure the wife wouldn't just as soon put the effort into having me wear one of those MI masks like Tom Cruise, except she prefers the ones for the entire body.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 7, 2012 1:48pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Jim!

Mr Tell's apparent silence may just cause us to infer some truth to these proclamations

:)

(and, holy crap!! an eagle dropped a deer carcass??? that is one friggin strong bird)

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